Some South Louisiana humor for ya:

Boudreaux, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." Boudreaux thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150." Boudreaux replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."